Welcome to Undead Naked Archaeology

Alright, a quick introduction, scroll down for actual posts:

This is where I'll update what I'm up to in the field, post pictures, or just vent about how much I hate poison ivy.

Why Undead Naked Archaeology? It's pretty simple really...I like zombies. But also, archaeologists have a bunch of striking similarities to zombies.

We often are dressed in tattered/worn clothing. We frequently smell bad. I in particular tend to speak in grunts (especially in the morning). Often as the heat scrambles our brains we shamble about muttering incoherently. We crave delicious brains. We also swarm like zombies...in a phase I archaeology project we're scattered widely, low density (just like a stage I zombie outbreak). When something shows up...we go to phase II. Denser...and with more of us. Again, like a zombie outbreak reaching stage II. Finally, as we find "stuff" supervisors and technicians alike come out of the woodwork to absolutely flood the field with zombies. I mean archaeologists. Mmm stage/phase III.

As for the "naked" part...well it just sounds cool...that's all. "Undead Naked Archaeology" sounds like those lame "co-ed naked xyx" shirts. So I'm kind of making fun of myself...I do that sometimes.

Posts below!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Update

Incredulous update...

Someone posted this, and the level of ... well. I'm speechless, so I'm just going to drop this screencap/fail poster someone made of the incident (not the funniest fail poster, but hey the content more than makes up for the poor execution). Words are quite literally failing me...

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2 comments:

Jason said...

For the sake of your sanity, I believe that you need to take a leave of absence from the FARK forums.

November 29, 2008 at 4:56 PM
Digging Fool said...

It's thanksgiving break and I'm bored as hell. I don't feel like reading about ceramic paste anymore...

November 29, 2008 at 5:57 PM

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